What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."