What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."