What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.