What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.