What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you give to someone who has everything?

Antibiotics!

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.