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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What does disappointment feel like?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

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