Complement Jokes

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!