Parking Ticket Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.