How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!