How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.