How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR