How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.