What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...