What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!