What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.