What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.