Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.