Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive