What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.