What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When the big hand touches the little one.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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The big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.