Bedtime Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.