When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!