How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

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What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.