How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.