What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR