What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.