How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?