How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet