How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...