Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He wanted someone who understood and case.
A gras shopper.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
To remind them why there's no money in it
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Go the other guey.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
A: At whine o'clock.
Fo' drizzle.
Dark) At a concentration camp.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
An IPhone.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
