How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.