Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
He had -ity!
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
