How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud