How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.