Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!