How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese