How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum