How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum