Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.