Hermione Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Ron Jokes More Ron Jokes

What's the most political particle?

rons

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.