What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Swipe Jokes More Swipe Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping