What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.