Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.