Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!