Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!