Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !