Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"