What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Polly want a quacker!

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With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Let's bond!

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What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !