What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.