Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.