Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!