What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.