Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
They take things literally.
She was cross eyed.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
The Dead Sea.
