What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!