What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry