What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!