What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.