What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.