Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.