How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.