How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.