What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.