What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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So she can be pardoned.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!