Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.