Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.