Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.