Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

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flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!