What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.