What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.