What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.