Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
To get to the other bride!
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Nothing, he was knocked out .
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Bat you'll never guess!
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Because he always took the low road.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
What base you're counting in.
They are both gray except for the giraffe.
So they can reach their head!
