Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()