Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!