What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window