What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)