What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.