What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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My zipper.

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The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.