What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.