Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.