Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.