Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.