Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!