What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.