What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25