What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.