How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.