How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.