How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!