What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Not even the pool table has balls

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"